The Ancient Mystery of Stairs

Of course, the near explosion of the infamous propane can is only one of my numerous and colourful misadventures.
Once, I lost consciousness. I woke up somewhere on a beach, in the middle of nowhere, and I couldn't help but wonder, where's all my money, where did my watch go, and why am I sexually satisfied...

Let's not talk about that, though.

I don't know how many of you are aware of this, but the Romans were great adventurers as well. They just loved to travel to the far east, to places like India and Japan. That is how they we're able to polish their intricate art of philosophy and import foreign console titles.

Here, you can see a Mayan calendar, one of the few recorded examples of these exotic philosophies.


As we all know, Mayans are Indians.

Among the numerous things that the Romans have imported from Japan are stairs. Indeed, the very concept of stairs was invented in Tokyo, in 1512B.C. where the suddenly growing numbers of obese people forced the Japanese to find a healthier alternative for the elevator.

Today, nobody knows what stairs looked like, but some believe they may have resembled something like this.



Sadly, we will never know for sure...

Three Cheers for the Wild!

It's not all bad to be a barbarian, though. In fact, I recently went on this trip, where we spent a weekend in the middle of a forest. There was lots of trees in there, yep. Lots of dirt, too. We had no Internet, no television, no nothing. The highest technology we used were the two sticks we rubbed together to make fire. Well, ok. There was plenty of stuff that was higher technology, but the sticks were definitely the coolest. Overall, the trip was great. We all had a blast and there was lots of pretty things everywhere. Luckily, I had my camera with me.

This is Cassandra. She's a pretty thing.
Look how happy she is under that pile of leaves!


This man was our guide. He is a moderately pretty thing, I guess (In a completely heterosexual way). Whenever he talked, he always used to stop for a bit and check for predators, like a swift gazelle.
This is one of those special moments.


This is our fire. It's bright and sparkly and once it almost exploded in our face. We couldn't get it to light up and a friend of ours decided to throw some propane in and make things easier. Then, the propane can itself caught fire and it took a lot of shouting and stomping to put it out.
One false move and I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.


So you see, even without Internet and television, you can still have an exciting and explosion-ridden time.
My ancestors knew this and now I do too: When it comes to explosions, Romans are unnecessary.

I'm an Illiterate Barbarian!

I guess that I, myself, am more of a barbarian than a Greek or a Roman. When all of that cultural progress was taking place in the Midterranean areas, my ancestors in Poland were still illiterate, hairy tribesmen. Not that I don't cherish my wonderful heritage, but we did miss out on a whole bunch of cool stuff. I think that the two things that would be the most appreciated by my people from those ages would be the magnificent Roman arches:

And, of course, hot city babes:

Really, it's all about the curves...

Welcome to my Thingy!

Greetings, Reader!

This is what some people like to call a blog. Blogs were invented many centuries ago, by the Greeks. The Greeks used blogs as a means of communication between their universities. They were able to share their thoughts and views on the world in a rapid and efficient fashion.

Many years later, when the Romans became dominant and Internet grew in power, bloggers became overly confident. The Roman bloggers didn't understand the value of the internet and all they did was post some made up stories about things that couldn't have possibly happened.

And look how they ended up. Offed by a bunch of barbarians.

This is why I intend to do something more.

I can promise that in my blog, you will never see a made up story that didn't happen. Ever. Seriously.

You will, however, see some of my works.

I'm interested in photography, drawing and in digital design, so you'll probably have a chance to see some of the stuff I did in those fields. I might also post some stories, but they will always, always be true. Every time.

But enough of this talk.

See ya in my future posts!

(well, I probably won't, but you'll see me, in a way, I guess...)